You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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