dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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