You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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