Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
where am i from again
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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