fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Blood and glitter go together right?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
