I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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