so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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