ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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