I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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