I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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