Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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