I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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