omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Let's get the cat blown out
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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