Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Randomize