We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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