WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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