i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
