You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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