Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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