So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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