That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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