Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.