We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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