My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
