Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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