everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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