Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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