im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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