kristin has been a bad kristin
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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