shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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