oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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