Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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