We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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