your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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