Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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