So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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