just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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