everyone is single if you try hard enough
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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