oh god the rape fog is back!
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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