proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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