He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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