the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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