hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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