You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize