Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Also, beer. Big fan.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
whose parrot is this?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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