dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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