How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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