Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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