Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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