so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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