he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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