dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"