i may or may not be watching the land before time
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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