I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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